Paige Bennett's Journal

Another bullshit survey...
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? I'd wonder how the fuck this happened, as I haven't had dick in a PAINFULLY long time.

2. Do you trust all of your friends? Yeah... the ones that matter. The ones that stuck by me through the crap. Ginny, Lilly, Lexi, even Irene. I love you bitches.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Probably? I dunno. I've never really done the whole 'loving relationship' thing before. Ask me again in a year or so.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Oh Jesus motherfucking Christ do I believe that now. Seriously. Look at my recent history for all the proof you NEED.

5. Can you make a dollar in change right now? What am I, a god damn piggy bank? No!

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Well, sadly, the 'knowing the female anatomy' joke has been killed like it pissed off Tony Montana by now, so I won't say Ginny. Um... I'd probably say nobody. All my friends are a bunch of crazy motherfuckers.

7. Are you afraid of falling in love? It's one of the few things I *am* afraid of.

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Oddly? Ever since I healed her and ended up turning her part-demon... I find Patience popping into my mind often. Like we're connected now or something. Great. I save your ass and this is what I get. Bitch.

10. What’s your most favorite scar? I have none. I wish I did, though. I wish I had a scar from where Delany stabbed me with the damned knife. To remind me of what I was like BEFORE it.

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? I've NEVER been on one. How fucking lame am I?

12. What did the last text message you sent say? Heh. I sent one to Lexi that said "Haven't heard from u in a while... not in jail for sexin' the baby dhampir r u?"

13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Well, I like both, so... on girls? I looooove a hot pair of legs. Guys? Gimme a big-ass hose.

14. Fill in the blank. I love.....: Sex, music, and protecting the innocent. And yes, in that order.

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? Me and Darlene are gonna take Intangible Now to the motherfucking top, y'all.

16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? Lilly, no doubt. Silly little bitch has been my best friend since childhood. Even if she DOES occasionally wake up with her hair looking like a Jew-fro.

17. How many kids do you want to have? Heh. Heh heh. BWAH HAH HAH HAAAAAH! Bitch PLEASE. Me? Seriously?

18. Would you make a good parent? If by 'good' you mean 'fucking horrible'? Sure!

19. Where was your profile picture taken? Who the fuck remembers this shit, people???

20. What’s your middle name? Melinda

21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? I feel bad, but I'm kinda thinking how bad I'd like to do Patience. The answer to which is: pretty fucking bad.

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I wouldn't have been such a fucking bitch as a human being.

23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? Like I'd ever get married. PLEASE.

24. What are you wearing right now? What is this, an obscene phone call? Jesus. Anyway... an old Motley Crue shirt and black panties. Happy?

25. Righty or Lefty? Much like my sexual preferences, I go both ways.

26. Best place to eat? Anywhere I can get a good burger is aces.

27. Favorite jeans? Tight ones. That show off my fucking amazing ass.

28. Favorite animal? Eh. I guess I'm a cat person. Not literally. I just mean I kind of like cats.

29. Favorite juice? Grape juice

30. Have you had chicken pox? Nope. Never will now... HAHAHAHAHA!

31. Have you had a sore throat? I'll just say I agree with Delany's answer here.

32. Ever had a bar fight? No, but I watched Dar in one and laughed my fucking ass off.

33. Who knows you the best? I'd say Lilly. Dar's getting there, but she still seems to be learning who and what I am.

34. Shoe size? 9

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I used to wear glasses for reading, but hey... funny how being a demon tends to make all that shit better.

36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Now I'm picturing some new Fox special called When Pets Attack.

37. Been to Mexico? Not yet... hoping to eventually.

38. Did you buy something today? I bought a six-pack and a new pair of boots. Go me.

39. Did you get sick today? ...who the fuck writes this shit? No!

40. Do you miss someone today? I sorta miss Irene's nutty ass. Ain't seen her in far too long.

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Rocky Balboa. It went twelve rounds he won by decision, Adrian cried, Rocky made a barely coherent inspirational speech, and everyone went home happy.

42. When is the last time you had a message? Lilly sent me some dirty texts earlier... yeah, you read that right. The Terminator has hormones, people.

43. Last person to lay in your bed? Lilly. Although we did a shitload more than lay there.

44. Last person to see you cry? God. Probably Delany. I had a mini-meltdown a while back over the shit I did as a vampire.

45. Who made you cry? Myself.

46. What was the last TV show you watched? I have this... odd fascination with old reruns of Saved By The Bell. Come on. Jessie Spano, people!

47. What are your plans for the weekend? Probably hangin' with Dar, gettin' it on with Lil, and chillin' with Patience.

48. Who do you think will repost this? I kinda hope Lil, Dar, and Patience do...

49. Who was the last person you hung out with? Dar. I love that crazy bitch.

50. Is there anyone you'd say yes to if they asked you to marry them TODAY? HELL to the NO. I am sooooo not the marrying kind.